rusty trumpet

1. the female version of the rusty trombone
2. to eat the ass of a woman while reaching around and fiddling with her special place (especially with several fingers, simulating a trumpet)

I gave your mother a rusty trumpet.
She loved it.

by Jake E. Pants July 14, 2002

rusty cage

Rusty cage is a crazy youtuber that has an audience of 8 year old kids that love him for his knife games

"Do you know rusty cage"
"Yea I like his knife games"

by d3rp4sorous July 13, 2018

rusty+trombone

Masturbation while recieving anilingus. The reach around being the trombone.

A Rusty Trombone, is while having his ass ate out his partner gives him a reach around and masturbates him. He has never had a rusty+trombone done to him.

by Brndmg July 16, 2006

Rusty Chumper

The process of taking a rusty hammer and using it to scrape a womans clit and then eating the scraping. This rare, sexual experience is pleasing to some, but frowned upon by many.

I gave your mom the best rusty chumper!

by Mom and Pet February 25, 2010

Rusty Knob

The act of rubbing ones sweaty ass crack on their roomies bedroom door knob. Smell it if you dare!

"My roomie drank all my milk so I gave her the old Rusty Knob."

by Nuccuh December 1, 2011

rusty nut

used to say that someone is laggig in their work or falling behind dragging the "whole team" down

derived from the term "not the sharpest tool in the shed" well a "rusty nut" is not even in the shed its that random thing you found in your yard that you keep just in case you find what it goes to

Kristen is the rusty nut tonight man. she isnt getting her damn dishes done

by N8andmcdcrew August 4, 2009

Rusty cow

Orally stimulating a lactating woman's anus with ones tongue in the classic 69 position, while simultaneously find comfort betwixt her pendulous mammaries.

I totally tit fucked her while eating out her ass the other night! You know, the good ol' rusty cow routine. Boob juice got everywhere.

by Mamfucker69 February 25, 2018