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I, Robot

An 'I, Robot' is when you jizz on someones faces and let it dry, leaving the recipient resembling the robot from the Will Smith's classic fil adaptation of 'I, Robot'
P1: Damn bro, is it true you got an 'I, Robot' last night? What did it feel like?

P2: Yeah cant lie bro was pretty sweet felt well good
by hainlad October 12, 2020
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Robot Sex

Did he stay the night? Naw, we just had robot sex.
by Mare Dejiz April 8, 2023
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Throw the Robot

When a person, in a state of extreme self pride and worth, due to a recent situation, announces the he/she is going to 'Throw the Robot' and thus breaks into an 80's style robot dance.
Ian had so many likes on his social networking page he decided to throw the robot!
by Caleb Seth March 29, 2012
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angry robot

A boss or manager that is highly tuned in their extremely specific field, but is incapable of engaging in communication outside of their realm of expertise. Automated answers are generated in most cases, until they are presented with an email/question from an insubordinate that requires thought outside of the levels of programming. Angry Robots tend to be condescending when approached by an email/question to which they have no correct response.

The Angry Robot will then either shut down completely and close their office door, or immediately grab a handset and remain on the phone for the next 2 business days. Angry Robots also expect everyone within shouting distance to have the ability to read their robot mind.
Oh my gosh, Mike is such an Angry Robot. Our office is falling apart. He never responds to my emails, and if i knock on his door...he glares at me like i am a fool for approaching him and wasting his precious time.
by LightYearsAhead February 3, 2018
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robotic engineer

its a person who build or program things to do stuff humans cant do
by DoXa clipZ September 24, 2016
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I, robot

An ‘I, robot’ is when you jizz on someone’s face and let it dry, leaving with the recipient resembling the robot from the classic Will Smith film ‘I, robot’.
P1: Damn bro, is it true you got an ‘I, Robot’ last night? That’s crazy how did it feel?

P2: Yeah bro can’t lie it was pretty sweet!
by hainlad October 12, 2020
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robot thot

CGI/robotic/fake/virtual Instagram models like Lil Miquela and Bermuda
“Omg I love Lil Miquela!”
“Eh, I think those robot thots are creepy & set unrealistic expectations for women’s bodies.”
by exmachina2000 November 18, 2019
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