Peanut head

A large skinny oddly shaped head resembling a peanut. Usually this person also has small ears

Mookie you have a tiny ass head, stupid peanut head ass

by Swaggy_D November 15, 2014

Peanut Butter Smack

After a long drawn out blow job, the man scoops some peanut butter into his hand and smacks the woman across her face and says, "how you like that bitch."

man: i'm gonna cum

woman: really?

man: NO! *PEANUT BUTTER SMACK*

by olipoo August 27, 2008

Peanutty Popsicle

During anal intercourse, the phallis is extracted from the anal cavity with a nougaty film (sometimes even with undigested pieces of peanuts or whole corn kernals). The brown, caramel encrusted phallis is thrust into the receiver's mouth resembling a peanutty popsicle.

Maggie: Dan gave me the peanutty popsicle last night!

Jenny: Huh?

Maggie: I think it had some of the Cobb salad I ate for lunch yesterday.

by Richard Pride March 9, 2010

peanut butter

Lubricious, creamy, delicious, and, most importantly, "spreadable"

Alyssa is one fine, peanut butter ho

by nautilus_shore May 24, 2010

peanutbutter rag

the towel used and reused to catch a man's genetic material (sperm), so he dosen't get it on his bed, body, dog, ect. (the name is derived from the distinctive scent that the towel has because of its repeated use without being cleaned).

Troll was bored so he got out his peanutbutter rag when he started to play, so he could catch his "fun".

by Chia37 November 12, 2005

Dick in the Peanut Butter

To be over invested or nosy

Man why you always gotta have your dick in the peanut butter

by BlackPahnda August 25, 2018

Peanuts

1. A comic strip by Charles M. Schulz.

2. The food, peanuts, elephants apparently like eating them. Planters is a popular brand.

3. A petty offense.

1. Jim:"I'm just reading one of the classic Peanuts comic strips in today's newspaper."

2. Elephant:"I don't know what it is about them but these are delicious."

3. Billy Bob:"This is ridiculous, I got sentenced to 5 years in prison for stealing a stick of gum, I'm in here for peanuts. While drug users and violent criminals sometimes don't spend a single day in jail."

by Layko January 17, 2006