Fear of plummeting bird droppings.
Who HASN'T been crapped on by a junk eagle (aka: seagull), pigeon, or anything else with wings and a sniperous aim? It's enough to induce spontaneous vomiting! Seagulls eat fast food tossaways. Or anything . It's not just the gross green or yellow tinge as the bird-bomb slimes its way down your shoulder or side of the face - which triggers the big puke, it's also the stench.
Who HASN'T been crapped on by a junk eagle (aka: seagull), pigeon, or anything else with wings and a sniperous aim? It's enough to induce spontaneous vomiting! Seagulls eat fast food tossaways. Or anything . It's not just the gross green or yellow tinge as the bird-bomb slimes its way down your shoulder or side of the face - which triggers the big puke, it's also the stench.
The intensity of my Aero-Excretory Phobia is directly relative to the number of birds flying above my head.
by Scribester March 11, 2018
Get the Aero-Excretory Phobiamug. Man, I'm scared we'll smash all the gear before the party
Friend - stop being a pussy, just because you have rack-no-phobia isn't a reason to ruin my fun
Friend - stop being a pussy, just because you have rack-no-phobia isn't a reason to ruin my fun
by BigggggT May 29, 2020
Get the Rack-no-phobiamug. I just found out I'm the second person to ever have ExtremelySloppyProductionsNamedThisPhobia-Phobia, now I'm trying to name it.
by Extremely Sloppy Productions November 14, 2023
Get the ExtremelySloppyProductionsNamedThisPhobia-Phobiamug. Known as antimeme-phobia where people would freak out or even have a stroke after seeing/hearing a meme.
Kate: Oh John look at that stop sign its a bit SUSsy isnt it?
John: IS THAT OHGODNOMOREABSURDMEMES-PHOBIA? *strokes*
John: IS THAT OHGODNOMOREABSURDMEMES-PHOBIA? *strokes*
by PapaJohnsTheReaLONE October 7, 2022
Get the ohgodnomoreabsurdmemes-phobiamug. when someone has had to spend the entirety of their life staring at their ugly ass feet that they then develop a foot phobia. this includes all the toes, all the ankles (cankles included) and all of those crusty dry heels
by our wes October 18, 2019
Get the foot phobiamug. The rare phobia which describes the condition of being terrified of being awake at sunrise at the end of a night out.
Extreme cases see affected individuals go home in the middle of an outstanding DJ set, possibly even before a big drop.
Extreme cases see affected individuals go home in the middle of an outstanding DJ set, possibly even before a big drop.
Daisy: Chaz can I come with you to watch Jamie Jones at Fabric.
Chaz: No Daisy, Im not having your Daylight Phobia get in the way of a potentially classic evening.
Chaz: No Daisy, Im not having your Daylight Phobia get in the way of a potentially classic evening.
by DD-N October 27, 2011
Get the Daylight Phobiamug. by Landonisanidiot December 16, 2021
Get the wait phobiamug.