this is a mythical creature who will come to your school and preach to you the good words of cali his home land.
by Papa Yojana April 5, 2021
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A stupid cuck that is ment to be a male stripper, most Philip is the type of that sucks dick every day for breakfest name that walks into a room already apologizing for existing. Like bro, your name literally means “horse lover”—were your parents hoping you’d grow up neighing at people? Every time someone says “Philip,” I can’t help but imagine some dude in khaki shorts, tucked-in polo, and socks pulled up to his knees, lecturing kids about the importance of coasters. It’s a name that thinks it’s classy but just screams “discount prince who got exiled from the royal family.” Honestly, Philip sounds like the kind of guy who laughs at his own jokes before anyone else does, and then asks if you’ve heard about his coin collection. Lmao, imagine being named Philip—you already lost the moment you were born.
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Get the Philip mug.A boy who uses a ipad for everthing. He is very tall and handsome. He is also good at videogames on his ipad. He some how plays all of them on a ipad even rocket league
by Jonni dock February 1, 2021
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He wrote this poem just to show it
And he, just turned nine.
You can write rhymes but
You can't write his
He wrote this poem just to show it
And he, just turned nine.
You can write rhymes but
You can't write his
by FuturePurple October 12, 2017
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"Philip is creepy"
by MysteriousManThe March 21, 2018
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