by FJCZ’n April 8, 2021
Get the Puerto Rican Ant Farmmug. The act of shitting into the womans vagina and topping it off with some kind of salsa, sauce, or herbs you can get from your cooking cabinet. The punch is required at the end to pump and perhaps mash the contents into the vagina.
by PLSAS June 23, 2010
Get the puerto rican pocket punchmug. A Caucasian male who subscribes to the culture of Puerto Ricans by wearing jazz shoes, thin leather ties, pimping out his Honda and annoying the fuck out of the rest of the world with his ever present base box in the trunk.
Biff: Dude, what happened to Alex?
Thad: What do you mean?
Biff: He has become a Self Made Puerto Rican !
Thad: Yeah, the jazz shoes on a North Shore boy just ain't gonna wash. And that fucking buzz box he rides around in delivering pizzas. WTF?
Biff: And to think he was once the captain of the golf team.
Thad: Mother McCree !
Thad: What do you mean?
Biff: He has become a Self Made Puerto Rican !
Thad: Yeah, the jazz shoes on a North Shore boy just ain't gonna wash. And that fucking buzz box he rides around in delivering pizzas. WTF?
Biff: And to think he was once the captain of the golf team.
Thad: Mother McCree !
by Fav February 12, 2008
Get the Self Made Puerto Ricanmug. A.W. just dropped the puerto rican plumb bob on some chick at the UW tailgate. Bring the hand sanitizer.
by TacoTimmyT July 6, 2009
Get the puerto rican plumb bobmug. by Tommy May 31, 2003
Get the puerto rican fence hoppersmug. There were no Puerto Rican life vests in the stall I chose but it was to late to change stalls so I had to hover
by Lucky January 18, 2004
Get the puerto rican life vestmug. "Worst parade in the fucking city", said Montgomery Brogan of the Puerto Rican day parade, to himself in the mirror right after the Enron assholes and right before the Dom-in-i-cans.
by nyc14gauge1 August 21, 2008
Get the Puerto Rican Day Parademug.