PTSD

PTSD: Pre Travel Stress Disorder. Commonly occurs among people before they travel

We’re traveling to France and my mom’s been having ptsd for the past week

by Frezmo February 9, 2019

Pissdic

When the Dick Is in a constant state of moldy piss smell. None the less said older gentlemen insists that he has best 4in soft wiener..ever.

I don't wanna suck this pissdic fool for the phone bill.

by Helms matter February 20, 2019

PISD

Shooting a video for a topic and completely blagging your way through it with conviction and confidence. Then walking away completely dreading the result and in no way wanting to see it. Likelihood of hiding out in the bathroom when it is played is exceedingly high.

"Where's Dylan gone? He's on TV now."

"Oh he's PISD and probably hugging the toilet"
"What?"
"PISD - post interview stress disorder"

by Magnetry May 10, 2019

PTSD

Parental traumatic stress disorder

“Omg my mom gives me PTSD” “Isn't that post traumatic stress disorder?” “No i mean Parental traumatic stress disorder which means my parent(s) are annoying and stress me out all the time” “ohh ok i feel you bro”

by And i oop sksks August 14, 2019

Pits

A place in Taupo New Zealand, where the “cool” kids like to take their utes and mean as whips with their underage girls in the back to hang out. Typically, vaping, mdma, smoking cones, eating maccas and statutory rape are undertaken here.

Let’s go hang out at pits

Wanna go to pits tonight?

by Yeah_the_boys September 3, 2019

PTSD

When your boss gets called out for running away from making decisions during breaking news and then he writes an email to respond to the slander saying it gave him PTSD from a similar incident in 2016.

I can remember so many times during breaking news when I would not leave the newsroom despite bursting because I had to go to the restroom or starving because I hadn’t eaten at all that day. Your email gave me PTSD.

by spring breaker October 4, 2019

pTsd

What you develop when you have Tonido for longer than a nanosecond.
Post-Tonido Stress Disorder

Aw man, remember 2nd-period last year?
Yeah, I still have pTsd from it.

by mastergeneralsir March 5, 2020