Phone Tool

A phone tool is a Man/Women that is always on the phone to seem inporntant that actually seem like meaningless fucks that kind of look retarted.

Austyn Spaulding: Hey dude why is your dad on the phone so much.
R.J: I have no idea
Austyn Spaulding: He is a totall phone tool

by Austyn Spaulding June 29, 2010

phoning the czar

A term that is synonymous with self stimulation of ones penis by ones hand by act of masturbation.

Johnny was spending another night phoning the czar to dirty magazines.

by MattyB0604 November 5, 2015

Drunk Phoning

While drunk, you phone someone you can't talk to sober (because of bad past-times or because you haven't got the balls) and talk nonsense to them until they either put the phone down, or agree to have sex with you.

1. "Dude, I am so wasted after drinking that whole crate"
2. "I know man, what can we do now?"
3. "Dude, let's do some Drunk Phoning!
4. "YEAH!, Lets call your mum"

by MetalCactuar May 10, 2011

Mistah Phone

This Is What Toilet Calls Mephone 4

"HEY, FUCK YOU MISTAH PHONE!" - Toilet

by Bad Username? June 7, 2022

cell phone

A device that everyone owns and bitches about, at the same time.

"That guy with the cell phone is so obnoxious for talking on this train...wait, I got call waiting! Can you hear me?! Can you hear me now?!!!!"

by TiberiusJulius February 16, 2005

phone gnome

The gnome that steals your phone when you get high.

Aww man, four of us have lost our phones! Dang, the phone gnome got you good!

by Luke the Shiny German February 1, 2009

tuba phone

A device that is both a tuba, and a phone.

I want a tuba phone for christmas because its a tuba and a phone!

by freakazoid650 June 12, 2005