A person who, over the Internet, thinks they're smarter than everyone else.
She is no stranger to trolling, flaming, or annoyance over the net.
She will demand that you use correct grammar, and, if you don't, assume that you're from a third-world country with access to a computer because you raided some up-scale environment.
She is no stranger to trolling, flaming, or annoyance over the net.
She will demand that you use correct grammar, and, if you don't, assume that you're from a third-world country with access to a computer because you raided some up-scale environment.
reg. tired dude: man me to....
net genius: hey, excuse me, but can you please say "too" instead of "to" when using as an adverb. Also, don't forget to use a comma before man; remember you're calling that person "man".
reg. tired dude: stfu... it's the internet! I have a degree, two published books, an upscale apartment, trophy wife, and three redundant white women for oral entertainment, BITCH!
net genius: hey, excuse me, but can you please say "too" instead of "to" when using as an adverb. Also, don't forget to use a comma before man; remember you're calling that person "man".
reg. tired dude: stfu... it's the internet! I have a degree, two published books, an upscale apartment, trophy wife, and three redundant white women for oral entertainment, BITCH!
by netgeniuswannabe May 23, 2010
The total karmic effects a person has, it may be instant or a while, like a reputation but for karmic standards if you will.
by 1m1m0 February 25, 2023
A CEO or company employee that goes abroad to check on company assets. The factory that made your phone had suicide nets. We like to call them brake time mega trampolines.
by iriegypsy November 06, 2014
A person who is addicted to the internet. They use it every chance they get. The person googles/searches random information. EX: entertainment, world events, medical conditions.
The person uses their blackberry/iphone in class to do assignments, play games.
The person uses their blackberry/iphone in class to do assignments, play games.
You go to your friends house and say:
"Tiffany can I use your computer, I want to check something."
"Man, Eric is such a net abuser, he's on the internet all the time."
"Tiffany can I use your computer, I want to check something."
"Man, Eric is such a net abuser, he's on the internet all the time."
by Gina G8 February 14, 2010
online14: Shut up your an idiot.
online31: I will kill you man i swear.
online14: your just net warrior man. you wont do anything
online31: I will kill you man i swear.
online14: your just net warrior man. you wont do anything
by Cubis_Max October 16, 2009
by Taysom.w January 12, 2022
The nerd equivalent of street cred. It is essentially a person's trustworthiness (or 'cred' for 'credibility') as someone who knows what's up on the Internet. The fewer degrees of separation one has from the cradles of new developments - such as following the right accounts on Twitter, being there when the very first incarnation of a new meme-to-be ever got posted on an imageboard, etc. - the more net cred one has. Essentially: a qualitative measure of one's experience with or knowledge of the Internet as a community at large.
You got 10k followers on Twitter because of your cyber news channel on YouTube? Boy, I guess you must legit have a lot of net cred with quite a few of people then, huh?
by minagica October 10, 2015