note-junkie

A person whom is constantly writing facebook notes that nobody will actually read.

"Karen posted a note about an hour ago"
"Karen posted a note 49 minutes ago"
"Karen posted a note 35 minutes ago"
"Karen posted a note 22 minutes ago"
"Karen posted a note 14 minutes ago"
"Karen posted a note 5 minutes ago:
"Karen posted a note just now"

Ted: Whoa, Karen's such a note-junkie!

by Prinzen76 July 1, 2010

fluffing notes

Fluffing notes defined as scrunching you cash across the bar to attract a unsuspecting truck driver

He was Fluffing notes at the truckie In the pub moments before the fight broke out

by Douglas's whitehouse May 11, 2022

note giver

A person who solves every problem by giving a note

"I have to earn you when you become a note giver you can never go back" Yelena Friedman CEO of WhHaATt?!

by monkeydude420 March 21, 2023

promisery note

A contract that typically gives moderate-to-acute grief to one or both parties.

Lending money is never a good idea, but it can be especially painful between family and friends, since their promisery notes can create tension in their amicable feelings if things do not proceed exactly as planned.

by QuacksO March 10, 2019

f# note

if you hear this after a g note, its already too late, nothing can save you now.

the emo's are coming.

guy 1: *presses the g on a keyboard then the f# note"
guy 2: dude, are you trying to get us killed?
guy 1: what, I just pressed 2 keys?

by reallystinky May 12, 2022

math notes

Marijuana, pot.

Dude, is my order of math notes in yet?

So last weekend I used math notes for the first time.

by shadowpunk December 2, 2010

Turd Note

A recording of an individual evacuating their bowels, sent to someone else

Jibs sent Old Roy turd notes everyday for a week, some were exceptionally sloppy

by Boxed Clowns June 28, 2016