Net Zombie

1. An internet users that dedicates too much time to web browsing or viewing entertainment online that has little to no educational value or personal benefit.

2. A individual bordering on internet addiction. (Not a clinical definition)

Steve: "Dude! You wouldn't believe what I found on engadget!"
Mark: Haven't you been on for the past 5 hours?
Steve: ...Yeah why?
Mark: You need to chill. You're turning into a net zombie.

by Mr. Bowes October 19, 2011

fro net

A hair net for a bushy, perm-like growth.

Jules: God damn, what's up with that hair?
Tony: Chill Jules, it's been in a fro net all night.

by Saso, formerly Ron March 19, 2010

net jew

Gay or lesbian Jewish figure
Or a person who does not support net neutrality due to money

Bernie Sanders is a net jew

by Killingmyslef6000 December 20, 2017

Net Warrior

people that talk crap or insult people online. that will never say anything like that face to face.

online14: Shut up your an idiot.
online31: I will kill you man i swear.
online14: your just net warrior man. you wont do anything

by Cubis_Max October 16, 2009

UGC NET

University Grants Commission National Eligibility Test. It is held twice in a year in Bharat at which candidates's qualification for Junior Research Fellowships and Lectureships are tested thoroughly. Also, it's the biggest national–level exam conducted all over Bharat.

Clearing UGC NET exam is a dream come true for many Bharatiya students.

by typical Indian October 6, 2023

net nudging

Sitting in the backseat and nudging over the net that they put on the behind of the front seat.

Space is tight but Micah can adjust with a little net nudging.

by Contrainduction June 19, 2022

Net Upset

Exaggerated/Sarcastic anger expressed merely online caused by something seen on the internet.
Individuals who experience Net Upset generally forget about the occurrence as soon as they are distracted by something else.

“What a stupid riddle! Totally wasted two minutes of my life!”
“Relax ...it’s no big deal.”
“It’s ok, im just Net Upset”

by Silverspring December 5, 2018