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Muddy rudder

When you poop on girl's breasts and then motorboat them.
I got pink eye from performing the muddy rudder last night.
by Terrance McGillicuddy November 1, 2010
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muddy waterfalls

Sloppy shit! The kind that runs down your trouser leg if you lose control. Usually after dodgy seafood, or meat with a slight 'oh that tasted weird'!
That lobster bisque must have been off. I've got the muddy waterfalls...
by Klaus October 19, 2004
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Muddy Monkey

The sexual act of shitting in a community pot, (can involve multiple people), and covering ones self in it. Then they throw shit out of the community pot at one another to pick a mate. Then they have intercourse, no matter what gender.
Yo me and my friends did the muddy monkey last night, that shit was wicked
by GalvanizedBoyToy October 14, 2019
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Muddy Fox

A French sex technique, usually considered quite disturbing.
Dude! Me and Sarah just pulled a Muddy Fox!
Gross man, that sh*t's nasty!

Exactly!!
by Dubz-BlowUpYoHead June 7, 2011
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Muddy Matthew

The same concept as the "wet willy," except instead of sticking the finger in their mouth, the attacker first sticks their finger in their bum
"I was sitting in my room the other day when I thought my brother gave me a wet willy. It was only after i smelled something putrid did I realize that it was really a Muddy Matthew"
by Muddy Matthew April 1, 2016
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Muddy Buddies

Similar to eskimo brothers, except for gay men. When two or more bros have gaped the same dudes poop chute.
John was so ecstatic to tell Bill he finally reamed out Terry after the club Saturday night and they are finally Muddy Buddies!
by T-carp February 7, 2020
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Muddy Trampoline

The act of jumping as high as you can on a bed or trampoline, defecating mid air, and landing in it.
We were jumping on the bed and Mason had a muddy trampoline
by PURGATWINKIE May 13, 2023
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