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Muddy rudder

When you poop on girl's breasts and then motorboat them.
I got pink eye from performing the muddy rudder last night.
by Terrance McGillicuddy November 1, 2010
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muddy waterfalls

Sloppy shit! The kind that runs down your trouser leg if you lose control. Usually after dodgy seafood, or meat with a slight 'oh that tasted weird'!
That lobster bisque must have been off. I've got the muddy waterfalls...
by Klaus October 19, 2004
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The Big Muddy

= Blumpkin + Cleveland Steamer

The Big Muddy is when you position yourself over a partner and recieve oral while simultaneously deficating on your partners chest.
I gave this chick The Big Muddy last night and man, did I have some bad diarrhea! She still cleaning out her belly button!
by PoopJ9000 November 14, 2011
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Muddy Monkey

The sexual act of shitting in a community pot, (can involve multiple people), and covering ones self in it. Then they throw shit out of the community pot at one another to pick a mate. Then they have intercourse, no matter what gender.
Yo me and my friends did the muddy monkey last night, that shit was wicked
by GalvanizedBoyToy October 14, 2019
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muddy bite

An act of retaliation when you go down on someone’s bootyhole and they haven’t properly cleaned. A simple bite right on the anal entry teaches the individual that they need to properly clean next time.
I went to lick his bussy and i felt a dingleberrry, so i gave him a muddy bite to let him know.
by Thedirtymonster April 4, 2023
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Muddy Dutch

The act of covering yourself with feces, in most cases your own, to avoid attack by physical or sexual predators.
My last stint in prison was brutal, so many inmates wanted to get a piece of my pretty ass. I had to pull the Muddy Dutch a few times at night to keep my butt-hole tight...
by JohnnyQwest August 3, 2020
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muddy seasons

a game where drunk leprechauns fight to the death with suitcases.
“hey have you played muddy seasons?”
“ye mate, just unlocked new character called codie gaskell, when he gets a kill he says ‘wait at stumps bro’!”
by haydenlovesmilfs August 21, 2022
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