A "Millennial Divorce" is when two younger married people (millennials whatever their age may be) who file for divorce, they have no real assets but they fight over most issues, then they get offended by everything and everyone in the process, have a high sense of entitlement, and their legal bill is paid for by their parents.
Ashley and Chad never should have married. Now they are getting divorced, fighting over everything and they own nothing. All the while their parents both pay for their legal bills. It's truly a Millennial Divorce where no one is wrong and everyone is offended.
by Divorce Guru November 26, 2025
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