Melvis Batcave

Someone who looks like a Mexican Elvis who has a larger than usual anal cavity due to years of being rammed full of large cock.

Q, why is Melvis walking funny?
A, he had a party in his Melvis Batcave last night.

by The-mess May 31, 2016

Melvin

A hecking nerd

Nerd:I love homework

Jock:what are you, a hecking Melvin

by Notamelvin October 26, 2016

melvissa

It's a ship name of the Male name Melvin and the female name Melissa. It's a perfect combo and it's goal.

I want to have a relationship like Melvissas

by Melvissokid December 11, 2016

Melvin

Your typical Herb (H is silent). Someone you know that flushes the toilet after he farts, or showers in a bathing suit. Usually by the first glance you can tell if he/she is a Melvin. Usually will give off a strong odor like that of a squid.

Guy 1: Whats that smell?

Guy 2: Its probably Herbert in the stall. He got ass naked to take a dump.

Guy 1: Dude, what a Melvin

by Wheel Team 6 February 27, 2017

melvin miller

Melvin miller is normally a black male, loves to talk about how large his penis is even though it is super tiny. So funny that will make pee your pants, but if innaproprate stuff wasent alive he wouldent be funny. Hes a geek loser but makes people crack up.

melvin miller stop making me laugh.....

by y8o3rhey98wf March 17, 2017

Melvin

Dope, Lit, Boomin

You melvin nigga

You da melvin

by Lex21 May 30, 2017

Melvin

Handsome, great at football, Hates jake paul, And better than any Ethen

Man, he's a Melvin

by XD ETHEN SUCKS November 17, 2017