Mermaid greeting

When you receive oral sex from someone underwater and don’t know who it is.

I was at a night time pool party and got a Mermaid greeting.

by XdxcOkboomer November 24, 2023

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mermaidman

a man who is a mermaid inherited by god.

Look at him, hes a mermaidman!

by debbie wink December 7, 2024

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Butter collected from the scales of menstruating mermaids specifically in the northern parts of the Atlantic Ocean. Used primarily by fishing communities to add a unique flavor to seafood based dishes.

Gibli and Rafe just got back with 3 barrels of mermaid butter! Those poor creatures, too bad they’re so tasty!

by Texaskris December 23, 2023

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Mermaid

1) A mythological creature with the upper body (usually from the waist to head) of a woman and a fishtail instead of legs.
2) A female professional swimmer (usually for water ballet)
3) An extremely gorgeous woman who oozes sexuality while making it clear she's unavailable.

By wrapping their legs with a scale embroidered blanket and adding fin like decorations, a cute lady can make herself seems like a mermaid.

by The Goodman Scholar December 24, 2023

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