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Miguel Martinez Zaragoza

Niño pendejo de pene chico normalmente 3 cm cuyo función principal es chupar pitos o tener pepinos en el culo. Envidioso con todos sus amigos y odia a los pedros. Le encanta tener pito en su boca.
Ese we tiene el pene como Miguel Martinez Zaragoza
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Daritza Martinez

Daritza Martinez is a very unique and kind person,very beautiful,intelligent sweet hearted human being and an one and only. Goofy,crazy, Cute, and rare.
"Daritza Martinez! Is that you!?".
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Wendy Martinez

The most important girl in my life and I would do anything in the world to see her happy.
I really love Wendy Martinez
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Mariana Martinez

If you have this name we here at urban dictionary are very sorry for you. Mariana Martinez is a person who will most likely choke you out for fucking existing. people usually shove her into a locker like she was a piece of meat hitting a cutting board. This person will usually look like a wet piece of moldy sausage. If you know a person with this name shove her into a wall like a fucking sack of potatoes
boy1: Hey look it’s Mariana Martinez

boy2: yeah you wanna fucking punt her across the hallway

boy1: you know it

Mariana Martinez: hey guys how are you

*gets kicked across the hallway*
*dies*
by cheesy bacon October 17, 2019
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Pulling a Nick Martinez

When you lie so much that you believe your own lies while having some stank breathe.
Yo I heard you never fucked that girl last night.
"Nah man I was just pulling a nick martinez"

Yooooo what did u eat your breathe stinks!!!!
"Shit i must've pulled a nick martinez.
by Area516 May 08, 2019
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Davis Flores Martinez

is a cute lovable man who has a great personality and looks amazing
“omg who is that” oh that’s Davis Flores Martinez he’s so cute
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