Get the Mallet mug.Manlets are males who are shorter than 5ft10. They suffer from manletism and can often be found futilely lifting weights in the local manlet pit, in a hilarious attempt at increasing their nonexistent masculinity or prancing around town in high heels after embracing their inherent effeminacy.
Look at those silly manlets tussling over a pair of high heels over there! Oh, I thought they were just a bunch of little girls...
by ManletDepreciator July 14, 2024
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The crippling condition of being a manlet. Any male shorter than 5ft10 is a manlet. Manletism is inextricably linked to the Napoleon complex, which axiomatically afflicts all manlets. Manlets are very fond of the song Short People by Randy Newman and have in fact declared it to be the anthem of manletism.
Hey, isn't that midget comedian Kevin Hart throwing a hissy fit over there because he's too short to ride the roller coaster? Just brutal, that's one of the most severe cases of manletism that I have ever seen! Prison wife status, no doubt about that.
by ManletDepreciator July 19, 2024
Get the manletism mug.The high-pitched and squeaky-voiced language of the manlet. Rumored to originate either from the lowly dwarfs or from the stunted hobbits of the Shire, manletspeak can often be overheard emanating from the depths of the manlet pit in your local gym or at the mall, where gaggles of giggling sissy manlets can be detected shopping for high heels, lace panties and training bras.
Lol, look at those silly, girlish manlets squabbling over which dress to put on their new Barbie doll! I think that turbo-manlet over there is about to have a hissy fit and start a catfight! Not sure, I can't understand their manletspeak because I'm not an utterly insignificant little manlet boy.
by ManletDepreciator August 4, 2024
Get the manletspeak mug.An expression of amused exasperation at, or well-deserved and hilarious mockery of the apparent inability of manlets in general to comprehend and accept their rightful and eternal position at the very bottom of the social food chain. Relentlessly driven forward by his gnawing and ever-present Napoleon complex, complete desperation and utter delusion, the stunted, pathetic and deeply insecure manlet continually exposes himself to justified public ridicule, humiliation and condemnation. Thereby necessitating the question: manlets, when will they learn?
Why are all those sobbing sissy manlet boys dejectedly sitting around in front of the sperm bank over there? Don't you know? You have to be 5ft10 or taller to donate sperm. Hahahahaha! Manlets, when will they learn?
by ManletDepreciator August 11, 2024
Get the Manlets, when will they learn? mug.Manlets (males shorter than 5ft10) blown the fuck out. Employed in recognition or mockery of a particularly devastating humiliation or defeat, suffered by a petite and effeminate sissy manlet boy. Frequently used online because the silly manlet's already lowly existence is constantly blighted by merited mortification due to his comical manletism and self-evident Napoleon complex.
Did you know that manlets face a 90%+ rejection rate from women and aren't even allowed to donate sperm? Hahahahaha! Eternally, brutally and utterly manlets BTFO!
by ManletDepreciator August 12, 2024
Get the Manlets BTFO mug.An allusion to the microscopic, absurd and ill-fated folkloric fiasco known as the manlet uprising. At the same time a highly sarcastic taunt, cleverly playing on the hilarious fact that manlets, due to being afflicted with the devastating and lifelong curse of manletism, are unable to grow up and are therefore doomed to endure the comical and dwarf-like existence of a laughably stunted, utterly insignificant and Napoleon complex-afflicted prison wife manlet. Often used in conjunction with Manlets BTFO or Manlets, when will they learn? - particularly when witnessing another amusingly traumatizing humiliation deservedly suffered by a terminally insecure, inherently effeminate and preposterously petite runt of an Ewok sissy manlet boy.
Did you know that the average height of CEO's for fortune 500 companies is 6 foot and that manmores out-earn manlets by hundreds of thousands of dollars over the course of their respective careers? Lol, that's awesome! Manlet rage guaranteed. Manlets rise up!
by ManletDepreciator August 25, 2024
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