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lonely

me: *stares at people*
me: sigh i wish i had friends

random person: that girl seems lonely
friend: lol, what a loser
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why am i lonely

Because your mom doesn't love you your best friends leave you and your girlfriend is cheating on you
by THICTHICDADDY21 October 5, 2021
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Lonely

Someone with no friends, no one to love and no one that loves them. Someone who sits on U.D coming up with 300 definitions a day that nobody will ever read.
Becky: I'm alone but not lonely.
Sarah: yup, and you just keep telling yourself that, we will see where that gets you.
by bum cough April 27, 2015
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Lonely Knight

Someone who belongs to the LKS Clan
Look there's a group of lonely knight's there!
by Anon June 16, 2003
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Fat lonely febreeze fucktard

Charlie, this fat fuck that is so fucking horribly smelly and dirty that his own mother sprays him with febreeze. He is so so lonely and pitiful one time he got a bus ticket and went to north carolina to live w/some chick from the internet, when he got there the town didnt exist and he had to live in a church for a week. He can't even get laid by his left hand (and hes right handed)
Look at the fucking Fat lonely febreeze fucktard
by John Antonelli November 9, 2004
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Lonely Nights

The day your girlfriend breaks up with you and your forced to masturbate to pornography in front of your computer screen...

Every night for a Star Wars fan
Jeff: Cristina totally found out I was cheating on her

Gina: Sorry brother you know the girl code I had to tell her

Jeff: You Bitch!

Gina: *Hands Lotion* Have fun

Jeff: I hate the lonely nights
by Empty Water Bottle October 23, 2011
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lonely lodge

The place where you go to get trashy loot when you are playing by yourself.
I went to lonely lodge and got shit
by Cocklover48294 May 6, 2018
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