Face leech

A parasite with great audacity; a feeding parasite easily seen by others; a funny parasite that reminds one of ‘good times’; a small but colorful jungle creature good for a laugh; a creature easily plucked off and thrown away.

Origin: picture of Madagascar leech on the face of the world’s leading expert on leeches, Mai Fahmy.

Honey, hold still for a second. You’ve got a face leech. Got it!

by bespectacled May 6, 2022

Leech

1. Noun; A person who can't keep a job and relies on the contributions of a significant other to get by, while not giving any credit to said significant other; The loss or lack of employment is usually "not their fault."

Steven lost his job, looks like Jen has the leech in full force yet again.

Steven has reached peak leech, lost 3 jobs in one year and still hasn't contributed to the mortgage.

by whosthegoat June 26, 2018

Leech

Derogatory word for white women.

Person A: When will white women ever stop stealing from black women

Person B: I hate when leeches do that

by burndworl June 26, 2022

leech and scoot

visually known as a shittalking gnome with green hair and a tedency to rally up his BROR.

you would leech and scoot ..

by honchh July 25, 2018

Archie Leech

The guy who got triple edited on boxed like a fish got 200 pumped on and then had his teammates killed so he couldn’t get rebooted

That guy got Archie Leeched

by Deez nuts 200 May 27, 2022

leech

freezin

freezin is a leech put that ak back

by Drezly September 4, 2018

Bitch leech

Someone who bitches about everything, every hour, every minute, to every second and they drain the energy out of you like a leech

That person is a bitch leech they wouldn't stop bitching about how I was looking about her boyfreind, for like the whole day"

by Middleschoolar October 14, 2022