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Lasagna

When a girl is so horny and she want to have intercourse with a penis.
Omg I want Lasagna so bad right now. ;)
by Yo momma named John May 22, 2022
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Lasagnae

One or more layers of lasagna stacked onto the next to keep to create the the lasagnae, an infinite lasagna.
Ellen please pass the lasagnae, I can not stop eating this 400 layer lasagne.
by Jessicatexas June 29, 2022
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Cleveland Lasagna

When one shits in layers of pasta on someone's chest, and then wraps them up in plastic, so the pasta cooks itself.

*Note
It's better to eat tons of hamburger beforehand, and tons of laxatives, so you get the right consistency.
Man, that girl was so wild last night, she ayer her own Cleveland Lasagna!
by Nolando blume January 9, 2021
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toilet lasagna

when taking a shit, one wipes their behind only to feel another dump coming out, prompting them to wipe again. In rare cases, this urge does not cease after three or more cycles of layering toilet paper atop each successive dump. The layers of TP on top of shit, on top of more TP on more shit, is a textbook case of toilet lasagna.
After 30 minutes in the bathroom, Johnny's love of 7-11 taquitos left the toilet clogged with a foul four-layer toilet lasagna.
by bigdaddytylenol June 10, 2025
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Lasagna

Lasagna (noun):

A slang term referring to a false claim, rumor, or narrative perpetuated and spread primarily through social media platforms.

An outrageous or humorous story that is widely circulated online, regardless of its veracity.

Etymology: The term originates from a viral online hoax during the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic that claimed the government was making a massive lasagna inside Wembley Stadium.
"Did you hear about the thing about Michael Jordan is coming out of retirement? Sounds like a lasagna to me!"

"Massive lasagna, that article about the UFO sighting."
by Zioooooo October 2, 2023
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Lasagna Nut

When you mash your boner into a bowl or plate of lasagna, causing instant orgasm
Wow, your Lasagna Nut is on point
by Mr.Scloong September 17, 2017
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Blue Lasagna

The female version of blue balls, she wants a man to fill her and he doesn’t
I woke up so horny and he was too tired so i had blue lasagna
by Veezer February 18, 2022
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