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Lasagna

When a woman gets around so much that the lips of her vagina can be folded over each other like lasagna.
Guy: Dude, your girlfriend is such a whore she got the lasagna.
by TheNewWorld May 26, 2015
mugGet the Lasagnamug.

Lasagna Nut

When you mash your boner into a bowl or plate of lasagna, causing instant orgasm
Wow, your Lasagna Nut is on point
by Mr.Scloong September 17, 2017
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Blue Lasagna

The female version of blue balls, she wants a man to fill her and he doesn’t
I woke up so horny and he was too tired so i had blue lasagna
by Veezer February 18, 2022
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lasagna demon

Someone who has eaten a lasagna so bad that their breath smells terrible even hours later, driving away their significant other.
Bethany: What’s that smell? Is that lasagna?
Steve: Oh, yeah, I had some for dinner…
Bethany: Ew, your breath! Back off, you lasagna demon!
by AstralChaos March 24, 2022
mugGet the lasagna demonmug.

Lasagna Enhancement Organization

A supposed Italian mothers group that meets up weekly to discuss ways to improve upon an already perfect dish.

Taken from Donut Operator's "how to EASILY get out of a ticket (LEO recap)"
"Guys, can we get.. tell (unintelligible) what LEO stands for?"
(bla bla bla)
"Lasagna Enhancement Organization? I'm all for that dude! Like a giant group of Italian mothers that get together and discuss and debate over how you get an... an enhanced lasagna"
by CoomChaliceTheII August 20, 2024
mugGet the Lasagna Enhancement Organizationmug.

bitch lasagna

a lasagna filled with you guessed it, bitch meat
A : Let's get kebab.
B: I'd rather get bitch lasagna.
by yourhighnessthief August 20, 2022
mugGet the bitch lasagnamug.

Bitch Lasagna

Words you tell your crush when she don't answer you
guy: Hello
Seen 5:07pm
guy: Bitch lasagna
by Boproi August 26, 2018
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