localish

kind of local, but not really.

Skate competitions are always covered by the localish news in Sault Ste. Marie too.

by Sissy F. Keegan September 18, 2011

local anime boyfriend

Local Anime Boyfriend is a A Mixed African American Male, Named Devin. Pronounced Either Devin or Devon, He Radiates Big Dick Energy All The Time.

"Wow, its our Local Anime Boyfriend!"

by Jordan Shinobi August 31, 2018

Local bridge it

When someone wants to or has killed themselves by jumping off a bridge.
Originated in a school full of depressed people who laugh at their problems instead of dealing with them in a healthy and productive way.

Depressed person: "I'm gonna local bridge it at this rate"
Normal person: "There's a bridge you can jump from not far from here"

by ImNotJay February 18, 2019

Hostile Local

a Hostile Local is usually a resident local who has to deal with lots of bennies whenever the weather is nice. Bennies usually invade in the summer and take over a beach where surfers enjoy the waves, thus bringing the lifeguards and forcing them to wait for the beach to clear out. a Hostile Local doesn't like to put up with bennies because they only come maybe a month out of the year and think they own the place while the locals have to deal with their attitude.

Bennie - could you give me directions to the Jersey shore?
Surfer Dude - No
Bennie - why not?
Surfer Dude - Because I'm a Hostile Local!

by TheSurferChik December 10, 2009

Family Locator

A smartphone app where overprotective moms can stalk their kids. It uses the signal given off by their phones to track their every movement. They are, however, easy to trick. If you go off somewhere, leave your phone with a friend. However, the app is actually quite useless because if a rapist kidnaps your child, then they will probably be prepared for the app and leave the phone somewhere.

Rapist: o yea, look at this kid i just kidnapped! o shit hes got family locator. ill just leave his phone in the mall somewhere. i beat the system, woot!

by Winky the House Elf April 30, 2010

Hater Locators

Prescription glasses, spectacles, or contact lenses. Allows clinically blind to detect and avoid haters from afar.

C-sharp's prescription is weak shit, so she went to the doctor to get new hater locators.

by Whisky Rivers December 3, 2010

wannabe local

A local who doesn’t think they’re a local. They use old stan twitter memes and beat them to absolute death. They usually Stan Shane Dawson, Jeffree Star, James Charles, and other various aggravating unfunny youtubers. They can still be found in Raini Rodriguez’s comment section saying things like “omg you snapped, skinny queen. Spill the tea shishtar. Lit rally speechless”

That wannabe local won’t stop saying ‘and I- oop’

by naomiluna November 28, 2019