Keyboard-worrier

A paranoid tech savvy hypochondriac who posts toxic Ill informed rants online.

Look at this fake news doomsday shitpost.
Another bloody Keyboard-worrier!

by Just the flu March 25, 2020

Keyboard Cuddler

Office people who don't know how things work in the real world but it looks good on paper

So the parts they sent didn't fit the whole job is shit but the keyboard cuddlers said it will be fine

by CJDustyMiner September 25, 2015

kat’s keyboard

kat’s keyboard is referring to when someone can’t type on a cell phone properly; they make many mistakes when typing that their sentences don’t make any sense.

“you can’t spell anything right, it’s like you have kat’s keyboard”

by AHHHHHHBY January 7, 2023

Typewriter Keyboard

When you're calling on discord, and someone decides to earrape the entirety of the call with their obnoxiously loud abusage of keyboard. References to the reminiscent noise produced by a click upon a typewriter.

Can be paused momentarily if one decides to comment on it.

"ADEEN, MUTE YOURSELF OR QUIT FAPPING ON YOUR TYPEWRITER KEYBOARD."
> momentary silence
"NO, I WILL BEAT YOU WITH A SLIPPER."

by PrettySick666 January 2, 2019

Keyboard scientist

A keyboard scientist is someone who comments or remarks (usually on a YouTube video or Reddit thread) about a scientific matter as well as sharing their 'scientific' opinion trying to look knowledgable while knowing very little about the matter in hand (usually for attention).

<replying to a video about vegans>
OMG, being vegan Is totally healthy for you. I'm a vegan expert and I KNOW that eating meat is bad for your body construct.

BTW I'm not a keyboard scientist Im actually a vegan expert.

by Pranav_2004 August 18, 2017

Keyboard by SteelSeries

Basically what is shown on a gaming laptop with a built-in keyboard by SteelSeries.

On a MSI ge72, on bottom left of the keyboard, says: 'Keyboard by SteelSeries'.

by ‫ June 26, 2021

crusty keyboard

A crusty keyboard is a person who has terrible hygiene and is a total pushover. If you meet a crusty keyboard turn around and run. The eye boogers just ain't worth it.

Yeah that kid Shane is such a crusty keyboard

by everyotherday88 May 8, 2019