Kevin

A dry person who has no emotions laughs like a cardboard box and has a beer belly. His voice puts you to sleep and he is the boy version of a Karen. Most kevin's are known to be born in the 90's.

Kevin : Guys do your work

Felisha : No, you already bored me to my death

by shdjhsdvsvw3 September 9, 2020

Kevin

Kevin is basically a kid with a huge penis. Although it’s huge girls tend not to like him because he is very unattractive. Socially awkward.

Kevin is so awesome!

by Eekiekeekie December 2, 2018

Kevin

Normally a pice of shit and sucks di- I mean uhh hehe he is normally gay

kevin lemme smash

by I eat elmers glue January 26, 2019

Kevin

Has a comfiest lap in the world!

"I just love sitting on kevin"

by onlyinyourdreamslol February 26, 2009

kevin

Is usually referring to a douchebag, probably an american boy who has bad manners and thinks he's the shit!

Jesus christ Kevin wear some pants in the office!!

by dirtykevin December 2, 2016

Kevin

It's a bitch name

Kevin is such a bitch

by CoolGamerCR34 December 9, 2018

kevin

1. n. a person capable of incredible things, someone so indescribably awesome there's only one word to describe them.

2. v. the act of doing something so amazing, you make god himself weep with joy

Famous Kevins: Evel Knievel, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., Gandhi, Jesus, Moses, Kevin Spacey.

(hot girls)
Boy, you so kevin last night, I'm gonna make you some waffles.

by hustlin963 February 17, 2009