Did a Josie

When someone say's or does something stupid, usually resulting the in company they are with laughing at them, hard.

"Oh sheeeeut, fell over whilst carrying a tray? Did a Josie..."

by popugoodhorsey December 26, 2011

Pulling A Josie

When your girl breaks up with you by giving false reasoning why , then dates someone else behind your back.

" Bro , my girl just pulled a josie on me , what do I do? "

" You caught her pulling a josie? "

by FuckThatPussy445 January 18, 2020

Turn Josie

when someone 'turns josie' they are given a small amount of authority and then are super bitchy about it to everyone who's supposedly under/equal to them

I don't know if I should put them in charge, what if they turn josie

by cobbler?ibarelyknowher October 27, 2022

Machete Josie

TRANSGENDER BLACK/Filipina girl in Balboa park whos wields a machete and has cut off a few peoples limbs and pride . She is always mistaken for a very pretty genetic female and can pick up any weapon and wield it with great ease. She often seen befriending the homeless feeding joking with them . Or BUILDING A FIRE IS VERY KIND UNDERSTANDING NURTURING AND EASY GOING.

Person 1 : hey whos she

Person 2 : Oh thats the girl i told you about , Machete Josie .
Person3: yup thats her no one better say nothin about machete josie she is an angel she done nothig but good to any of us.

Person 1 Damn you wasnt lying she got ass and more stuff hook me up with her dawg?

by DIOSA NG PARANG/GOLOK January 9, 2024

Angie Josie Robies: The Definition Of Nairobi 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angie Josie Robies: The Definition Of Nairobi 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

Angie Josie Robies; The Definition Of Nairobi: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angie Josie Robies; The Definition Of Nairobi: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

Muhammad Josie

a slang word for a really dope and tall person named Josie

chelsea: wow shes so talllll
gyuhun (kevin): yeah thats muhammad josie.!!

by ketutzzz March 3, 2026