hat swipe

When someone takes a hat and swipes it across their bum repetitively and tosses it when they are done.
Did you see that girl at the Cubs game? She took that White Sox hat and gave it the ol' hat swipe.
by Shmurd4 February 01, 2016
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hat grade

by that is ridiculous August 22, 2006
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Willy-hat

Don't be a prat, wear a willy-hat!
by Gee, Ro, Sarah and Bee May 06, 2005
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dish hat

An object used to cover the remains of your leftover food when you don't want the cook to know you hated it.
When you put your friend's empty plate upside down over your full plate, resulting in concealed wasted food.

"I found a hair in my meatball, so I'm taking your empty plate to use as a dish hat."

"Come on, Honey, or we'll be late for my Mom's Thanksgiving dinner!" "Just a sec, I'm grabbing the dish hats!"

"Girrrrl, if you don't put more hot sauce on dem wings, Imma throw a dish hat on 'em!"

"Oh, did you finish your taters already???" "No! They're under my dish hat!"
by Brett Christie Windsor October 02, 2012
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brunch hat

A hat that you put on on a weekend morning at college when you want to go out to eat brunch but you don't want to shower first. The hat disguises the disgustingness of your unwashed hair and gives the impression that you got dressed this morning, when in fact all you did was pull some jeans on over the boxers you slept in.
Roommate #1: Man, I'm really hungry, but I don't want to shower, or put on pants, or move at all really.
Roommate #2: Dude, just get yourself out of bed, put on your brunch hat, and go get something to eat in the dining hall. You can shower tomorrow.
by Hobo Style September 08, 2013
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hat rape

when to hats rub up against each other pervertedly
hat rape, but for hats
by mental issues February 22, 2013
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Karate Hat

The headwear that karate practitioners wear when they're getting serious. The karate hat is placed upon their head and tightened to the highest degree.

Example: Ryu from Street Fighter wears a karate hat to show that he's always serious and ready to throw down.
Ryu Raichu wears his karate hat with his food buddy Kevin when they take on the world.
by OG_Duckboi May 24, 2019
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