Poor Mans Garage Sale

when an individual pulls up to a garage sale and is disappointed by the sales contents. can also be applied to car boot sales, yard sales and estate sales.

john went to this garage sale today trying to find some new games for his system but instead found a empty iphone box priced at 20 bucks, multiple old microwaves, and a hoodie with a hole in it. thats what i call a Poor Mans Garage Sale!

by kieralovedanny October 9, 2025

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garage surfing

A form of mischief, where teens sneak into unlocked garages and raid the 2nd fridge for beer.

If desperate, teens will resort to stealing hard cider

I hate being pranked by local teens stealing my beer. Now I have to padlock my fridge so I’m not a victim of garage surfing. - Joe Pera

by go_bills July 22, 2024

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Garage Bandy

A negative adjective used to describe a song that sounds like it was made in Garage Band.

Person 1 "Hey, listen to this song!"
Person 2 "I like it but it sounds very Garage Bandy."

by Knutone December 4, 2017

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Air Garage

The part of the body where gas builds up, but hasn't yet travelled far enough to be expelled from the asshole.

"Damn bruh, I'm tryna focus on this conversation but I can't 'cause my air garage is full."

by sheloves96 January 31, 2023

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Nebo meth garage

This act requires three people. While doggie style, the male takes three hits of meth and blows it into the woman's anus. Then immediately ejaculates into said anus, all while the third person is stealing the catalytic converter on the car used to drive them.

Wow guys we were pretty spun out last night during that nebo meth garage..

by Macnon December 10, 2025

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