ian

Lengthy ass mother fucker, pizza face looking like a fucking inverted oompaloompa. Basically the human embodiment of pizza crust with half a pepperoni on it.

Girl 1: *puking
Girl 2: Saw Ian?
Girl 1 as she is puking: ya

by It’s Ian January 23, 2018

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Ian: a stupid fat f*ck who likes to suck on his own tits. He also likes to say stupid shit like "Einstein was the only genius to ever exist'' and he will look at a car from Indiana and say "Look that car is from India." He is also a scooter riding pot head who likes to prey on young children. He will be nice occasionally but its usually for personal gain. He is also usually a grade a necrophiliac who likes to fuck dead corpses. these are a some of the defining qualities .

Kid: hey is that Ian
kid 2: yeah dude he's a fat fuck who likes to fuck dead corpses
Kid: that's pretty fucked up
kid 2: yeah no shit.

by bitpeen69 February 18, 2020

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Ian’s are one of the best people that you’ll ever meet. They’re kind, sweet and sometimes mean to their gamer girlfriends. They do some stupid things that they regret but it’s ok cause someone still loves him. Ian’s are God’s and have a good sense of humor;) they’re very handsome as well:) you can’t go wrong with an Ian and they will always be there for you:) they also love their execute 66 and Star Wars as well!

“Who’s that guapo lil boii sitting there?”

“Now that’s ian, sorry but you don’t have a chance with him”

“I think I probably knew that by now, rip”

by EeVEe777 January 22, 2018

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