horses for courses

What might be good for one situation/person might not be good for another.

'I really like rock music, but it's horses for courses.'

by Claire Lane June 11, 2007

Horse Turtle

Omnipotent supreme being. Creator of all. Looks like a horse with a turtle shell wrapped around its body, wears a crown to signify its dominance. has flames shooting out of its rectal cavity, no reason has been explained. very skilled at many different things including making sandwiches. Killed the dinosaurs because they ate his big bowl of cream cheese. The only time it has cried is when Scar killed Mufasa in the Lion King. Horse Turtle invented x box live among many many other things (everything, random facts are funnier than simply stating everything). Horse Turtle is also Bowsers brother in law. Was a one time member of the APA.

the closest example would be god but even god does not equal the raw power of the Horse Turtle.

by BBrown08 April 3, 2009

horse balls

someone with oversized balls.

krissy: damn boy you got some big balls.
andrew: you bet. around here we call them horse balls.

by sexikrissyXD January 29, 2009

Knee-Horse

The protective layer of pillow that can be found between extra knobby-knees.

The Knee-Horse is the horse that sits between your knees at night and you ride it through your dreams!!

by BEEBEE December 7, 2013

horse slammer

A sexual act where the woman wears a horse mask and neighs during sex and at the end the man cums in the nostrils

"I gave my girl such a good horse slammer last night but I missed the nose holes

by theoghorseslammer September 20, 2017

Hol Horse

The sexiest cowboy in all of JJBA. I am in love with this man

"Hol Horse? Awooga"

by Discord user Morioh February 22, 2022

Horse beers

Lines of Ketamine

Question: Why is Paul so wavey?

Answer: He's had a fair few horse beers mate. He doesn't know what's going on.

by manabouttownend March 16, 2020