up the hoop

The term "up the hoop" is defined as the sexual act of anal penetration of a partner that is in the process of, how you say, shitting.

Dude #1: "What did you and Debra do last night?"
Dude #2: "Oh man, it was fuckin' awesome. When we got back to her place she was turtled heading so bad we decided to up the hoop."
Dude #1: "Sick!"

by butfuk May 25, 2014

wonkey hoop

A perfectly normal animal, originating from Heeley's ass. This disgustingnnnnesss of this animal is increased by the fact that heeley willingly takes part in ass rape, with him as the victim.

Get rid of that wonkey hoop dave, you bloody well brought it here and it stinks of cheese and your damn filthy ass.

by i_hate_heeley_man June 11, 2004

Fire Hoop

A hula hoop with 4 to 8 wicks attached that are lit on fire.

My favorite past time is fire hooping.

by yurtgirl June 25, 2009

Soupy Hoop

Where after having a serious drinking session the night before (normally with a strong curry), you wake up and shit just pours out of your arse and you are wiping indefinately leading to a soggy/sticky arse

Shit Trev, I had a session last night and I've got a proper Soupy Hoop today!

by Febreeze October 20, 2012

alley hoop

the act of a male shooting a load into a females mouth while she takes the load and drains it into another females hoop thus resulting in an alley hoop

me and my girlfriend met a girl at a bar and brought her home for an alley hoop

by bowchesne December 29, 2010

Squirt one through the hoop

Achieving your goal.

Good job buddy! You certainly squirt one through the hoop on that school project!

by Dr. Squirt October 27, 2008

Hoolly Hoop

Refers to a blonde that is always psychotically happy.

My friends a bit of a Hoolly Hoop!

by Bug5532 December 9, 2010