by Bill Chillinton July 6, 2011

Describing a shifty, powerful person. Whom you or others believe to be capable, or to have committed horrific crimes; yet they have not faced legal consequences.
“Carole Baskin has Hilary Clinton Eyes, you know she murdered her husband and fed her to the tigers!
by Gregg S Carter March 28, 2020

by (:$3$,!,! October 27, 2022

A dinosaur still in existence today. It much resembles a simple bump. It moves slowly on dry land but fears being found and especially touched. To aid in its evasion, it often becomes covered in a mysterious liquid and disappears even though it's right in front of you.
Friend 1: "Dude, I managed to touch the elusive Hilarious Clitoris!"
Friend 2: "Its called the Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s) actually.. But that must have blown mother nature's mind!"
Friend 1: "No, but it blew your moms world!"
Friend 2: "Its called the Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s) actually.. But that must have blown mother nature's mind!"
Friend 1: "No, but it blew your moms world!"
by Hi Ro August 10, 2014

Usually a red head who has a big butt with a big heart. Is smart, funny, acts innocent but has a naughty side to her that will blow your mind. Even if you break up with her she will always be the one who got away!
by Asunasolo92 February 7, 2022

A fact that has no basis for actual facts and can change in order to fit the current campaign or argument. Lacks morals and or basis in reality...
by Jayfedd June 10, 2016

Hilari
həˈlerē
noun; verb (informal, slightly bewildered)
A person who instinctively retreats to their cozy mole hill of solitude, but somehow keeps getting roped into public speaking, presenting to large groups, or becoming the accidental center of attention. Think: hermit by nature, keynote speaker by fate.
Origins: Equal parts existential dread and caffeine
Common symptoms of Hilari-ing include:
-Nervous pacing followed by oddly compelling TED Talk energy
-Speaking from the heart while clutching a stress ball
-The post-presentation existential crisis nap
həˈlerē
noun; verb (informal, slightly bewildered)
A person who instinctively retreats to their cozy mole hill of solitude, but somehow keeps getting roped into public speaking, presenting to large groups, or becoming the accidental center of attention. Think: hermit by nature, keynote speaker by fate.
Origins: Equal parts existential dread and caffeine
Common symptoms of Hilari-ing include:
-Nervous pacing followed by oddly compelling TED Talk energy
-Speaking from the heart while clutching a stress ball
-The post-presentation existential crisis nap
I'm... doing a Hilari this morning. I think lack of sleep really just blows up any inhibitions I have. Oh man. How do I get pulled into these things? I feel like I try to stay in my molehill
by OopsIPublicSpoke June 27, 2025
