erik hamburger

A total nerd who needs to grow up and grow a brain

Girl 1: ewwwwww. . .
Girl 2: he is such an erik hamburger
Girl 3: i know he's totally eriky

erik hamburger by enchilada_supremo March 18, 2015

Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today 

A catchphrase coined by Whimpy in the old Popeye cartoons and comics. It was actually "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

Basically, someone who uses this or a similar phrase is trying to get something on credit, and may or may not follow through in paying you back.

"Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today?"
"Because food debt doesn't have interest."

Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today by Hamelin January 28, 2007

You did what to a hamburger? 

Phrase used to respond with when you didn't quite hear all of a question posed to you.

Person 1: Did you hear <<something unintelligible>>?

Person 2: You did what to a hamburger?

You did what to a hamburger? by Schmee! November 18, 2011

peeing in my hamburger 

to bullshit, mislead, or misinform.

"Dude, Horton told me that he had nude pics of Jay's mom. Turns out he was just peeing in my hamburger."

peeing in my hamburger by s n z December 9, 2008

glass hamburger treat

A large piece of ground beef with bits of a broken beer bottle glass mixed into it. This is used to kill dogs running around in your neighborhood without a leash because stupid neighbors don't want to obey leash laws. Make sure the pieces are small enough to go undetected by the dog.

I used a glass hamburger treat to kill my neighbor's dangerous pitbull. Take that!

glass hamburger treat by Tweedle January 21, 2008

texas hamburger 

Eating out someone's asshole. (Because you have brown in between two buns)

I totally gave that chick a texas hamburger last night!

texas hamburger by kennnnnn May 10, 2007

Chicken Hamburger 

A hamburger, but instead of a patty, there is chicken. Mostly used in Mexico instead of "chicken sandwich". Even if Adam is against that.

I'm so hungry... Dood let's get a chicken hamburger. How bout a Tendercrisp from Burger King?

Chicken Hamburger by Tabris Frost December 23, 2008