situational herpes

The only kind of herpes that isn't truly permanent. This is the worst type of herpes that women typically use to get out of situations that make them feel uncomfortable or may even prevent them from gaining any real STD. Keep in mind this is not truly having herpes, only pretending to have herpes.
"Me and my friend have situational herpes, go away."

"I used to have a lot of unprotected goat sex at Clay-Chalkville high school, now I have situational herpes."
by J Self November 27, 2011
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Digital Herpes

When an image has a high ratio of artifacts.
That jpeg has the digital herpes.
by Mister Bulldops April 15, 2016
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Herpes Queen

A herpes queen is a mother who is tricked into believing one of her children has herpes. Said mother must research herpes extensively until the trick is revealed.
Yeah dude! My mom became a total Herpes Queen overnight!
by NasaGal August 06, 2019
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Rooftop Herpes

When you get bumps that hurt on the top of your mouth.
Man that food was so hot i got the Rooftop Herpes.
That pizza is going to give him Rooftop Herpes.
by Nugget79 October 17, 2010
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herp god

"what up Herp god" - Zach and Juan E
by the chango that sucked ur dick November 30, 2017
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Fist Herpes

Herpes on your fingers and hand area. Caused from fisting an anus or vagina with herpes.
My girlfriend and I were trying some kinky shit - I was fisting her anus. I did not realize she had had anal sex with another man, who had given her herpes, and as I fisted her, I contracted Fist Herpes.
by SuckAChode November 06, 2013
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Anal herpes

When you get so butthurt it periodically flares back up again.
Bro, your butthurt over losing the pottery contest has turned into full blown anal herpes
by comradegrizzly December 26, 2021
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