An intense or abrupt ending to a relationship that in turn causes a person to run until they can’t run anymore
“Have you seen Tyler? How’s he doing?”
“ Yeah, he’s going through it right now, He got gumped by Mason. I heard she got back with her ex and acted like they were never a thing. Now he wakes up at 4:30 every morning for a five mile run”
“ Yeah, he’s going through it right now, He got gumped by Mason. I heard she got back with her ex and acted like they were never a thing. Now he wakes up at 4:30 every morning for a five mile run”
by ObliteratedOrangutan September 14, 2025
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When someone is not *quite* retarded but they're like just on that line, so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with them.
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Get the Gump dungeon mug."I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it'? So, 'gumping it' is when someone is not quite retarded, but they're like just on that line. So while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."
"Long story short, I fucked her ass in the freezer."
"Long story short, I fucked her ass in the freezer."
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/slang, bedroom mischief
A playful and slightly chaotic act where one partner blows air into the other’s vagina or anus, leading to a noisy expulsion of that air — often resulting in uncontrollable laughter, embarrassment, or an accidental trumpet solo.
Fun Fact:
Doctors recommend caution — your body isn’t technically an inflatable castle.
Etymology:
Gump — silly or goofy; puffing — to blow short bursts of air. Together they create an act as ridiculous as it sounds.
/slang, bedroom mischief
A playful and slightly chaotic act where one partner blows air into the other’s vagina or anus, leading to a noisy expulsion of that air — often resulting in uncontrollable laughter, embarrassment, or an accidental trumpet solo.
Fun Fact:
Doctors recommend caution — your body isn’t technically an inflatable castle.
Etymology:
Gump — silly or goofy; puffing — to blow short bursts of air. Together they create an act as ridiculous as it sounds.
Her attempt at gump puffing turned into an unexpected symphony.
Nothing says romance like a good old-fashioned gump puffing session.
We tried gump puffing once… now we can’t look each other in the eye without laughing.
Nothing says romance like a good old-fashioned gump puffing session.
We tried gump puffing once… now we can’t look each other in the eye without laughing.
by not mitchell April 13, 2025
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