im gonna pillage ya butt

a common phrase which has sprung up in the sacramento region and has also spread to southern washington,which is always said with an australian accent.meaning to anally rape the person to whom its directed towards.It is believed that this phrase originated in sacramento when two friends were possibly under the influence in mid to late 2007

Mr. Montgomery said to his dear old pal Mr. Hanson "sir im gonna pillage ya butt and your gonna like it!"
and Mr. Hansons reply to Mr. Montgomery was "Nay, i shall love it!"

by Dylan Hanson February 10, 2008

I'm gonna EAT YO DOG!

what you say when someone pisses you off. also the terms:
I'm gonna SHIT ON YO COUCH!
I'm gonna CHEW ON YO BELLY BUTTON!
I'm gonna SNORT YO FERRET!
I'm gonna CUT YO HEAD OFF WITH A TOOTH BRUSH!
I'm gonna MAKE YOU TEABAG A CACTUS!
I'm gonna DROPKICK A BRICK WALL!
I'm gonna FART IN YO CEREAL
I'm gonna PISS IN YO LAMP
I'm gonna DRYHUMP YO TAMPON
I'm gonna PUKE IN YO SHOES
(fag's name here) is a stupid name
I'm gonna SQUAT IN YO SHRUBBERY
I'm gonna SPRAYPAINT YO HORSE! (NEIGH)
I'm gonna CHOP DOWN YO TREE WITH A FISH STICK

Jake: You're such a fag
Tyler: I'm gonna eat yo dog!

by jakedtyled January 24, 2010

I'm gonna give you spank

something that your asian grandmother likes to say/do to all your friends when they come over.

"Eric, I'm gonna give you spank!"

by sexpixie June 21, 2008

I'm Gonna Run Your Show

To completely dominate someone in all ways possible. Usually used in online video gaming but can be used in other things as well.

We've All been there.. ur sittin and playin ur xbox 360 whether its C.O.D 5 or halo 3 or whatever and ur in the pre game lobby and theres always that one little (my balls still haven't dropped yet) kid being loud and obnoxious and just won't shut up and for some reason decides to pick ur gamertag to start chirpin.. ohh you suk im gonna kill you and on he goes.. so in response you say.. Buddy, I'm Gonna Run Your Show!!

by 2K-Turner October 24, 2009

im gonna get some milk

The last thing you wanna hear from your dad.

Son, im gonna get some milk.
Kid: NO, NO, NOOOOO

by Scorpio0921 March 17, 2021

I heard there's gonna be a natural disaster

I heard there's gonna be a natural disaster

Person 1: "I heard there's gonna be a natural disaster!"
Person 2: "Crazy!"
Person 1: "Right?!"

by indiigo x November 07, 2021

It Isn't, It Wasn't, It Ain't Never Gonna Be

1. a euphenism for someone to realize that something didn't happen, it ain't happening now and it never will.

2. a hit song from the summer of 1989 by Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin and her pupil Whitney Houston.

1. Sarah Palin's 17 year old daughter recently said she "knows" the father of her child "loves" her and will "come back" to them some day. Anybody else surely knows about this "love" - it isn't, it wasn't, it ain't never gonna be.

2. Johnny lived with a girl in BFE. He slacked off and she worked all day to make some money for him. One afternoon he packed up and left her high and dry. Every evening she sits on the porch waiting for moocher Johnny to come back. It isn't, it wasn't, it ain't never gonna be. He never gave a damn all this time.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 05, 2009