Poor Mans Garage Sale

when an individual pulls up to a garage sale and is disappointed by the sales contents. can also be applied to car boot sales, yard sales and estate sales.

john went to this garage sale today trying to find some new games for his system but instead found a empty iphone box priced at 20 bucks, multiple old microwaves, and a hoodie with a hole in it. thats what i call a Poor Mans Garage Sale!

by kieralovedanny October 9, 2025

ham garage

Noun: A crude name for a woman’s vagina, often referring to a large, unused and drafty minge.

‘Janet’s got such a ham garage, it was like throwing a sausage down a tunnel - I barely touched the sides’

by SevillaWalletDamageFC July 14, 2018

vampire garage sale

When your partner is having their period

Jenny is having a vampire garage sale this week, stay clear.

by Alavello March 9, 2014

“Garage sale at 1223”

Swinger party, orgy

Dan went to a “garage sale at 1223” and got herpes.

by anonymous March 13, 2023

Garage Hangout

A hangout that takes place on the top of a parking garage

Let’s go to the Garage Hangout this Wednesday! It will be a great opportunity to get to know everyone!

by MK:P February 5, 2024

garage pass

When I guy lets his woman have a night out with the girls.

My husband gave me a garage pass tonight so lets go out and have a few drinks.

by Sparkmiester May 1, 2018

Garage princess

A car that is being taken care of excessively well.

Man, Jeb just got his old garage princess detailed again. He spends way too much on that old jalopy.

by Neren December 27, 2024