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In the near future

A phrase often described to something that will be done within a short time, the near. Nobody knows how long the near future is, its a mystery. It is often used to shut people the fuck up when they will ask when something will be done.
Sometime within the near future it will be done. Does that answer your question
by Ya Heeeeaarrrd July 13, 2018
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Watchmen Future Planet

A handheld game for the Nintendo DS that takes place after the events of the critically acclaimed graphic novel Watchmen by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons. The story is set on a far off planet where Dr. Manhattan has fulfilled his promise to create new life. The planet is occupied by lazer gun toting cowboys and newly created counterparts to our planets heroes. The Various missions include getting Rorschach's Vegas wedding annulled, walking a circus tightrope, and defending a brothel from a hoard of corrupt cowboys. The game received so many negative reviews that the publishers tried to disavow the games existence to the extent of erasing it from the internet.
Person 1: I just tried to look the game up. Watchmen Future Planet must be one of those games that was so bad they erased it from existence.

Person 2: That's gotta be it.
by WatchmenFuturePlanet-developer December 14, 2010
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Black to the Future

For those who believe it is uncivil to only have one month of the year devoted to Black History. "Black to the Future" is an alternative phrase because it's time!
Mom: "How was school today?"
Kid: "My teacher taught us about George Washington Carver."
Mom: "Let me guess it's February 1st."

Mom: "Tell your teacher "Black to the Future" replaced Black History Month, and UD is leading the charge!

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by Mastro K February 2, 2021
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Sven Patzers Future Frenzy

Sven Patzers Future Frenzy: A state of excitement induced by discussions about the future of technology, innovation, and entrepreneurship led by Sven Patzer. Often experienced during his speeches or when reading his books, Sven Patzer's Future Frenzy is characterized by a feeling of optimism and eagerness for what's to come. This term is associated with Sven's knack for predicting emerging trends and his ability to inspire audiences to take advantage of new opportunities in the tech industry. However, it's important to note that excessive exposure to the frenzy may result in unrealistic expectations, so it's best to balance your enthusiasm with practicality.
When I was listening to Sven Patzers Future Frenzy it gave me a sense of enthusiasm and motivation to make the most of what the future has in store. Sven Patzers Future Frenzy is kind of a weird podcast vibe
by Hickey King April 9, 2023
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My future ex GF

When you start a relationship with some chick but you know you're going to dump her soon or later, for any specific reason. It's just a matter of time. Like foreseeing your future with a relationship, mainly just sexual OR she's not that good but she's just OK for the time being.
Person1: hey dude, can you show me your new gf photo?
Person2: you mean my future ex GF? here, take a look, is she hot or not??
by samer_exodos June 27, 2016
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Back to the Future

A movie in which Christopher Lloyd is constantly shouting numbers at people.
Doc Brown:
88 MILES PER HOUR?!??!
ONE POINT TWENTY-ONE GIGGAWATTS?!?!?!
by babs feulner July 3, 2005
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Chronic Future

Fucking awesome band from Arizona, that has been around since '96. They released their first album when the average age of the band members was 13, titled 'Chronic' which had such hits as 'Scottsdale', and 'Insomniac'. They then followed up with their second album, '4 Elements' with such hits as 'Jump to Jive', 'Come Correct', 'Impossible to Win'. They finally came out with their awesome album 'Lines In My Face' in June 2004 with the amazing single 'Time and Time Again' that has to do with the war in Iraq. They may be on MTV but they don't play bullshit like those mainstream faggots. It's a mixture of rap and rock, not heavy metal like some people think. Often compared to 311 because they both kick major ass.
They were featured on the Warped Tour and are now on tour in Europe then back to the states with Papa Roach.

People who say the rap sounds like 'Eminem' can suck a dick, too. No, it's not a cross between 'Linkin Park' and 'Eminem' so shut up. No, they don't sound like 'Limp Bizkit'. They're totally against that bullshit.
Chronic Future's 'Time and Time Again' is such a kickass song!
The whole 'Lines in my Face' album kicks so much ass! Go buy it today!
by Chronic_Future311 October 1, 2004
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