Severely misunderstanding 'finger in every pie' and trying to do inappropriate hand-based sexual maneuvers with pastry.
"I'll show you! I'll finger every pie. None of your pies will be left unmolested. Nobody is safe from my fingering every pie."
by DicksAndGiggles May 7, 2022

brian over there is stack every chip (he’s getting lots of money and it’s stacking up in his bank account)
by mr uber aka booty licker 3000 February 12, 2020

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

by MurrMurr68 June 27, 2021

by skyeyeimages January 2, 2011

Another way of saying , ‘There’s someone for everyone’; The key referring to the male genitalia and the hole referring to the female
‘Who the hell wants that?’
‘Well you know what they say, there’s a key for every hole… and some holes have a lot of keys.’
‘Well you know what they say, there’s a key for every hole… and some holes have a lot of keys.’
by SiL3Nt J September 11, 2023

He just about suggested every fuck thing should be included in his proposal for government assisted funding.
by Moronmanic Void January 12, 2021
