"Daddy, where do doritos come from?"
"Well son, that's dorito anatomy. When a mommy dorito and a daddy dorito love each other very much..."
"Well son, that's dorito anatomy. When a mommy dorito and a daddy dorito love each other very much..."
by Edward Rays March 10, 2021
When you forget a condom but have a bag of Doritos. Often times people will use the empty Dorito bag as a condom.
I was hanging with this girl , we watched a movie and ate a bag of Doritos and then I dorito banged her. I used the bag of Doritos as a condom.
by T-erection January 18, 2022
guy 1: "Hey man, guess what i got at the store!"
guy 2: "What?"
guy 1: "BBQ Doritos!"
guy 3: "Ugh, I had a BBQ Dorito yesterday."
guy 4: "That 'otta suck."
guy 2: "What?"
guy 1: "BBQ Doritos!"
guy 3: "Ugh, I had a BBQ Dorito yesterday."
guy 4: "That 'otta suck."
by an Oklahoma October 18, 2023
A type of pizza consisting of the ingredients: Nacho & cococo
The pizza was first invented in the youtube video: THE DISCORD COOKING COMPETITION 2
The pizza was first invented in the youtube video: THE DISCORD COOKING COMPETITION 2
by Uncorrupt May 27, 2024
by Breathes😍🤩😜😈👹👺🤡💩🤯😳😏 July 24, 2021
Mom:*look at child* The Doritos go in your mouth not on it.
Child: Mom it's okay it's my Dorito lipstick.
Child: Mom it's okay it's my Dorito lipstick.
by Zero_000 January 26, 2015
When you say to yourself that you're only going to have a few doritos but before you know it your hands can't move fast enough to grab more and you end up consuming several hundred chips.
Shortly before bed, Chris decided to enjoy a late night snack. What he thought was going to be a handful of doritos turned into a Dorito Rampage.
by The wet bandit March 02, 2014