A special type of hypochondria in which one has the constant and irrational fear that their computer is infected with a virus, despite multiple Anti-Virus programs repeatedly finding that nothing is wrong.
Those who suffer from this anxiety disorder are said to be digital hypochondriacs.
Those who suffer from this anxiety disorder are said to be digital hypochondriacs.
Jim: Look, if something was going on, Norton would have said.
Dwight: Shut up, Jim, I know something's wrong...
Jim: Look, your computer doesn't have a virus!
Dwight: Shut up!
Jim: You're have digital hypochondria. You need to see someone about it.
Dwight (ignoring): Come on, McAfee...finish the scan....
Dwight: Shut up, Jim, I know something's wrong...
Jim: Look, your computer doesn't have a virus!
Dwight: Shut up!
Jim: You're have digital hypochondria. You need to see someone about it.
Dwight (ignoring): Come on, McAfee...finish the scan....
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