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David

Thinks beans are still funny.
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One of the most intelligent people you will ever meet.

Most things he does are out of the blue, you can never guess what he is going to do next.

Acts like he is so full of himself but actually is not.

May break your heart in less than a minute..
On the chubbier side of the spectrum, but cuddly.

Has the best gpa you could have but still ruins his life.

Is a dog person and hates cats more than life itself( he hates living)

Is talented in every way but doesn’t know what to do with it.

Also he‘s a jackass and doesn’t believe in love.
Oh there’s David, he broke my heart again, I hate him.(still loves him and will forgive him again.)
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David has FLY HACKS!!!
- "David, can't you just use your fly hacks and get up there?"
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David’s are annoying Furrys that somehow get girls. Usually they will have their scooter and dumbass haircut thinking they will get laid. They are extremely selfish but deep down deep deep down they are kinda nice
David is an annoying bitch!
You just need to really get to know him!
Naw fuck David.
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Biggest dick on the planet WAYYYY bigger than the boys
David has a huge throbbing cock
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David is a good husband for Denisha.
David is a good husband for Denisha
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David is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet. Hes kind and sweet and always puts you before himself. He can be an ass at times but it’s all him being sarcastic. He deserves the world but he doesn’t seem to realize it. I love you so much, more than all the moms ever.
Person one: wow is that David’s
Person two. Yes 😍 big cock
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