yachter daughter

The young, beautiful daughter(s) of a rich old man (the yachter) who spend their summers tanning on a raft tied behind their father's luxury boat (the yacht), or on the bow of said boat, and who enjoy being gazed upon by young, good-looking lifeguards on the shore.

Lifeguard in tower: Guys! There's a new boat that just moored out in the cove and it's got a yachter daughter!

Lifeguard on ground: Toss down those binoculars, we gotta check it out!

Lifeguard in tower: Nah dude, just make the swim and introduce yourself!

by kjekk January 21, 2011

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Get the yachter daughtermug.

yo daughter is a thief

Similar to yo son is a crackhead

These are common yo children/yo daughter/yo son jokes
There are more but these are universal Insults to someone's children

Bob: Your a dumb useless crackhead thief
Sam: I am not

Bob: yes you are
Sam: I'm clean and don't steal
Bob:idc
Sam: but yo daughter is a thief and yo son is a crackhead I know cus I saw them
Bob:... fuck you

by 459395 August 31, 2023

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Get the yo daughter is a thiefmug.

Asian Woman Smothers Her Own Daughter To Death

Yeah how about your stop killing and fucking and beating your own kids you pieces of shit before your concern yourself with MY SOLUTION to the thing that is happening to me.

Hym "Asian woman smothers her own daughter to death... She was in the middle of a custody battle after a divorce and apparently decided that if she can't have the kid no one can. Tries to cover up the crime as a drowning. Based on what you have been doing to me it was probably the right call. Because the real threat to your kids is YOU. And what YOU are doing to ME and other people and have done to other people in the past... Is going to get your kids killed again."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

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