harkinson’s disease

Rare autoimmune disease believed to have

Symptoms :A general state of Disheveledness

Treatment: A haircut and well ironed uniform

Is billy okay? He looks like he may have caught the Harkinson’s disease?

by Sfd1512 April 13, 2018

Briansens Disease

When a close friend of yours leaves all of his close friends for his new girlfriend, and practically falls off the face of the earth so he can be with her every waking moment. This is the act of being "pussy whipped"

Joe, I know Mary is a cool girl, but make sure you don't catch Briansens disease

by broxkiller November 17, 2009

dollarborne disease

Any disease that is usually transmitted via touching paper dollars or coins, and putting those hands in places on your body where they can get in, like a cut or other external cavities. Such diseases are The Common Cold, influenza, or E. coli.

My friend Mark's in the hospital from a dollarborne disease. He was diagnosed with E. coli.

Wash your hands after handling money, or you may be liable to contract a dollarborne disease.

Dollarborne diseases can spread almost as easily as airborne diseases these days.

by d4unit November 16, 2017

stern's disease

Having a small penis. Howard Stern is a radio show host who has stated on his show regularly that he has a small penis.

Being a nudist is difficult when you have Stern's Disease.

by Gerret Clause May 31, 2016

diseased up

1) person having multiple diseases, i.e. aids, herpes, genital warts, etc. etc. all rolled into one
2) person having one or more uncurable diseases
3) what a professional prostitute is in her later years

"Aww man, dude, don't go out with that girl! Dude she's all diseased up! You'll get something Ajax can't wash off!"

by digawid July 4, 2008

matt’s disease

Matt’s disease is a brain crippling disease caused by doing a pointless task over and over such as running in circles or spinning a fidget spinner.

After using a fidget spinner for an hour Joe got Matt’s disease.

by Would that one that October 12, 2017

celiac disease

A disease that is explained above but also a lyric from the song Jungle by Mome boys.

"Celiac disease I don't fuck with gluten.

by M.C. Awesome June 4, 2021