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The tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise

an ironic story the jedi would not tell you
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
"No."
"I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis... was a Dark Lord of The Sith, so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians... to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about... from dying."
"He could actually... save people from death?"
"The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities... some consider to be unnatural."
"Wh- What happened to him?"
"He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was... losing his power. Which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in in sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."
"Is it possible to learn this power?"
"Not from a Jedi."
by CC-8826 August 19, 2022
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a Darth Wind

Person A: damn that guy is really old
Person B: Yeah i know right?
Person A: Definitely a Darth Wind
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Angry Darth Vader

When a bunch of pissed of teenagers blow up your multi billion dollar death star by shooting a lazer through a 2 meter wide hole that you only have because you hired illegals to build your death star for cheap
by Pirate Hookers stole my car January 23, 2010
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Windy Darth Vader

When your girl is giving you head while wearing a CPAP machine. The BJ feels great but the stream of air blowing up your ass makes it double your pleasure.
My girl gave me a Windy Darth Vader and the that air was on point
by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022
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dirty darth

when at the end of anal sex, the tip of the penis is covered in feces.The tip of the penis looks like the head of Darth Vader thus the name, dirty darth.
man 1: hey, did you have sex with her last night?

man 2: yeah, but we did anal. It was ok but by the end I got a dirty darth.
by luke h-twig September 14, 2006
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Crank that Darth Vader

Having sex with a woman, and after you ejaculate on her face you proceed to tell her you are her father.
Girl: What the French Toast I told you to finish in the sheets!

Guy: Bitch I am your father, bout to Crank that Darth Vader!
by Satchmosis March 16, 2008
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Going Darth

Similar to going postal & apeshit, this is the fanboy's style for saying it. Named after Darth Vader from Star Wars, who was "legendary" for killing people for the tiniest mistakes or for results that were less than hoped for.
Steve: Oh man, that drive thru bitch forgot your straw.

Jane: I'm going to kill that dumb bitch and her parents, brothers, sisters and her little dog too!

Steve: Going Darth again, dear?
by Insidivs May 29, 2010
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