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curtis schafer

A big muscley guy with a gigantic cock, legend says he has a 7.5 inch cock and fucks like a beast
omg he fucked me like a Curtis schafer
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Curtie Turdy

The best goddamn turd there ever was.
Wow, did you see that hottie? What a Curtie Turdy!
by Curtie Turdy May 7, 2014
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Lunar Curtis

A kid who plays fortnite and is epic gamer!
Everybody says this to lunar curtis every day!:) OH MY F*CKING GOD CURTIS STOP F*CKING SPAMMING! YOUR F*CKING TRASH!
by Lunar Curtis November 30, 2019
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Curtis

That guy's livin like a Curtis.
by Curtis Curtis Curtis November 23, 2021
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John Curtis

A god in Half-Life 2, he's sneaky as a ninja while escaping from combine but deadly as a uh..john curtis when combine make him mad or kill his dog.
Citizen: Have you heard of John Curtis?
Civil Protection Officer: *has flashbacks*
by theultimaterandomnessepic September 12, 2019
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Curtis Nelson

Curtis Nelson is a highly important element of the comedy landscape. He is a big joke that thinks he'd know an artist if he was talking to one, because he talks to people who are funnier than him all the time. Anyone is funnier than Curtis Nelson. Curtis Nelson is an awkward burden to carry for anyone who tries.
Hey, go gather something to help me carry this Curtis Nelson, I cant hold on much longer.

Hey, can you gather up a bundle of sticks? Thank you, I know that is a real Curtis Nelson to carry.

Hey, I think theres an evil wizard or a troll over there. Gather up a bunch of Curtis Nelsons and we'll light them on fire, and if he lives, we know that wizard is an artist.
by Light the Magician, on fire. January 25, 2023
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Curtis Footjob

A man named Curtis will take his foot and shove it up a man, or womans private area while reciting the ABC's with glee.
by roganfootjobcreator November 25, 2022
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