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Chief Cruise

A drive, normally out in the country, for the express purpose of chiefing, or smoking weed.
"Went for a quick chief cruise after school and ended up in Nebraska."
by Yellowbell September 21, 2007
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cruise walking

People who walk about their hood to clear their head. They often wear headphones or may smoke and avoid interacting with people. Women can sometimes be misinterpreted as streetwalkers.
I felt like my head was going to explode so I went cruise walking for a few minutes.
by Rlean December 10, 2017
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The Netflix cruise

When you scroll through Netflix menu for about 30 minutes and then end up on the first thing you saw.
"hey babe can we get off the Netflix cruise" "sure thing pudding" ..... Puts on shrek.
by Bigjimmy987 December 22, 2020
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Cruise Mom

a Cruise mom is a mom that in pictures she looks wasted and she always has like this super big smile on her face and ur literally a fucking Cruise mom
Alex: did you see the picture Gaby posted? She looks like such a cruise mom
by Cruisemom November 20, 2016
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Jamaican cruise

Smoking marijuana while driving around in a car. Essentially, hotboxing a moving car.
“Hey man, what did you do last night?”
“Oh I just went on a Jamaican cruise with some friends
by Bars Stewfart May 21, 2022
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Cruise single

When a girl "breaks up" with her boyfriend right before a cruise so she can bang a lot of guys without feeling guilty. A la what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Do you think I can smash that girl? Hell yeah man, she's cruise single.
by Dhskbbdk June 2, 2018
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cruise cumtrol

During the act of male masturbation, cruise cumtrol is the task of maintaining one's erection either whilst browsing pornographic videos, while the video is loading/buffering, while the video is streaming mundane content (see "fap forward"), during the awkward scrotum vag exclusive shots, etc. If performed correctly, cruise cumtrol requires minimal lubrication due to the speed of the stroke, and increases the intensity of one's orgasm. The inconvenient truth of the matter is that the cruise cumtrol stage of masturbation often lasts the majority duration of the masturbatory session but significantly enhances the size of the male's warm gooey bukake mess.
Mike 1: Dude I had like a 40 min fap sesh last night

Mike 2: Your dick must be raw as roadkill!

Mike 1: Naw I was in the act of cruise cumtrol for 99% of it and how I have to send my mac to the apple store for cleaning...
by Mike and Mike the Accountants September 7, 2017
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