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polly cotton

She will be one of the best friends you could ever have. She's beautiful and funny too. She loves making people laugh. She is a fun person to be around and has a lot of friends. She is a tall amazing person, when you get to know her she will become one of The best friends you'll ever know.
by Kkkyyy February 26, 2017
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The cotton pony

A way better name for a Tampon than its politically correct term.
"Maryellen: Hows it goin today kitten?"

"Kitten: not too shabby just ridin' the cotton pony!!!!!"
by Cotton Pony Cowgerl May 28, 2009
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dottin cotton

you shit pokes out and leaves a brown dot in your underwear.... "dottin cotton" or, you scratch your butthole and leaves a brown dot in you undies.....
dude I gotta shit so bad Im dottin cotton......
by bigcaulk March 20, 2014
mugGet the dottin cottonmug.

Low Cotton

Person of the lower class. Ill refined. Base. Living a white trash lifestyle.
Look at that Janet. She is seriously livin' in low cotton.
by Ric B. July 27, 2008
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cotton vampire

Tampon. Made from cotton and sucks blood... like a cotton mouse
It's that time of the month again. I need a cotton vampire.
by Pikfrik July 21, 2007
mugGet the cotton vampiremug.

Cotton Farmer

1; A derogatory term used to describe a black person; in reference to the historical cotton picking forced upon African slaves.


2; Someone who belongs to a specific genre of persons who pursue sexual relationships, whether momentary or prolonged, with people of Asian ethnicity in a manner that is at least somewhat exclusive.


3; Somebody who likes to remove tampons from a vagina not belonging to them, consenting or otherwise.
Example 1;

Black Guy: "Fuck you cracka!"

White Guy: "Fuck you, cotton farmer!"


Example 2;

Person 1: "That guy's always fuckin' Asian chicks."

Person 2: "Word, he's a fuckin' cotton farmer!"


Example 3;

Fratboy 1: "What's with this guy's wastebin, it's full of used tampons?!"

Fratboy 2: "Oh that sick fucker...you didn't know he was a cotton farmer?"
by Jace Jackson August 25, 2008
mugGet the Cotton Farmermug.

cotton airplane

Jenny Was riding the cotton airplane today
by joe mar September 11, 2007
mugGet the cotton airplanemug.

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