dottin cotton

you shit pokes out and leaves a brown dot in your underwear.... "dottin cotton" or, you scratch your butthole and leaves a brown dot in you undies.....

dude I gotta shit so bad Im dottin cotton......

by bigcaulk March 20, 2014

Packing cotton

Both a statement and a question pertaining to a woman's menstral cycle. It refers to the possession, or need, of a tampon (cotton) during a woman's period. Phrase made popular by Megan Fox in the movie, Jennifer's Body.

(statement)
Nicholas: Hey Selina, you look bloated today!!
Selina: Yea, I'm definately packing cotton today.

(question)
Hey girl! You're being a real bitch today...you packing cotton or what?!

by Irishman1973 August 25, 2010

Cotton Cunt

The female equivalent of "Blue Balls".

Occurs when a woman fails to receive sexual gratification on a consistent basis

Jill has cotton cunt and is on the prowl for a man tonight.

by the fjord August 13, 2011

Low Cotton

Person of the lower class. Ill refined. Base. Living a white trash lifestyle.

Look at that Janet. She is seriously livin' in low cotton.

by Ric B. July 27, 2008

cotton vampire

Tampon. Made from cotton and sucks blood... like a cotton mouse

It's that time of the month again. I need a cotton vampire.

by Pikfrik July 21, 2007

cotton airplane

Sanitary Napkin maxi pad kotex

Jenny Was riding the cotton airplane today

by joe mar September 11, 2007

Cotton Farmer

1; A derogatory term used to describe a black person; in reference to the historical cotton picking forced upon African slaves.


2; Someone who belongs to a specific genre of persons who pursue sexual relationships, whether momentary or prolonged, with people of Asian ethnicity in a manner that is at least somewhat exclusive.


3; Somebody who likes to remove tampons from a vagina not belonging to them, consenting or otherwise.

Example 1;

Black Guy: "Fuck you cracka!"

White Guy: "Fuck you, cotton farmer!"


Example 2;

Person 1: "That guy's always fuckin' Asian chicks."

Person 2: "Word, he's a fuckin' cotton farmer!"


Example 3;

Fratboy 1: "What's with this guy's wastebin, it's full of used tampons?!"

Fratboy 2: "Oh that sick fucker...you didn't know he was a cotton farmer?"

by Jace Jackson August 25, 2008