The cotton pony

A way better name for a Tampon than its politically correct term.

"Maryellen: Hows it goin today kitten?"

"Kitten: not too shabby just ridin' the cotton pony!!!!!"

by Cotton Pony Cowgerl May 28, 2009

polly cotton

She will be one of the best friends you could ever have. She's beautiful and funny too. She loves making people laugh. She is a fun person to be around and has a lot of friends. She is a tall amazing person, when you get to know her she will become one of The best friends you'll ever know.

I love you so much Polly cotton

by Kkkyyy February 26, 2017

Cotton Cunt

The female equivalent of "Blue Balls".

Occurs when a woman fails to receive sexual gratification on a consistent basis

Jill has cotton cunt and is on the prowl for a man tonight.

by the fjord August 13, 2011

Low Cotton

Person of the lower class. Ill refined. Base. Living a white trash lifestyle.

Look at that Janet. She is seriously livin' in low cotton.

by Ric B. July 27, 2008

cotton vampire

Tampon. Made from cotton and sucks blood... like a cotton mouse

It's that time of the month again. I need a cotton vampire.

by Pikfrik July 21, 2007

Cotton Farmer

1; A derogatory term used to describe a black person; in reference to the historical cotton picking forced upon African slaves.


2; Someone who belongs to a specific genre of persons who pursue sexual relationships, whether momentary or prolonged, with people of Asian ethnicity in a manner that is at least somewhat exclusive.


3; Somebody who likes to remove tampons from a vagina not belonging to them, consenting or otherwise.

Example 1;

Black Guy: "Fuck you cracka!"

White Guy: "Fuck you, cotton farmer!"


Example 2;

Person 1: "That guy's always fuckin' Asian chicks."

Person 2: "Word, he's a fuckin' cotton farmer!"


Example 3;

Fratboy 1: "What's with this guy's wastebin, it's full of used tampons?!"

Fratboy 2: "Oh that sick fucker...you didn't know he was a cotton farmer?"

by Jace Jackson August 25, 2008

cotton airplane

Sanitary Napkin maxi pad kotex

Jenny Was riding the cotton airplane today

by joe mar September 11, 2007