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Chavputer

Chavputer

A chavputer is a term used to describe a computer which has been highly modified, or custom built for high performance.

It refers to the term chav, in particular the common conception that a chav drives a highly modified car, usually in the form of extra's, tuning, lights, and bodywork. To some this look is gaudy, or un-tasteful.

A chavputer can be thought of in the same way, the case has had lighting, extra fans for improved cooling, clear panels and high end graphics cards installed for example.

A chavputer is usually referring to a gaming pc, where high performance and modifications are needed.
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From the latin:

Rutilus Chapter

A slag term for the redness that occurs arond the asshole of an individual who consumes by will or otherwise a hot and or spicy curry or any indian dish, leading to a burning sensation requiring the need for ice cubes or if the owner of said red chapter plans correctly toilet role from the refrigerator to be placed on the asshole till numb.

Rutilus Chapter is the root of many such words in the championship curry eating community such as follows:

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SANJEEV: "Oi dave , curry time as always tonight im cooking know i bring on the red chapter like no other man"

DAVE: "yeah man you dam right im game for that, aint no black beards curse gonna put me off tasting some of that curry love"

JIM: Now then lads bring on the spice, Red Chapters all round, fresh tray of ice cubes and cooled toilet paper aint gonna catch this big man with the devils eye
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When you toss the salad of your significant other and the lube moistens your dry lips
After Danny tossed Ricks salad his lips were moist and soft from the chocolate chapstick.
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